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Sometimes the cheapest option isn't the right one. I fondly remember my neighbours going to a well-known catalogue-based store and buying the cheapest lawnmower they stocked. How we laughed as they realised it had non-rotating wheels and died when presented with grass. Tell us about times you or others have been let down by being a cheapskate.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 12:42)
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We have two horses
and recently paid the GDP of a small country to have one of them covered (shagged, in other words) by a certified stallion. Clearly he was good, as the mare was soon pregnant, and a foal was duly delivered on time and healthy, or so we thought. She was fine whilst on mother's milk, but when introduced to solids developed a bad case of acid reflux. Rather a messy job for our Italian stable lad, who was heard to exclaim "Hey! this-a foal's sick onna me!"
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:55, 14 replies)
Oh you rotter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:59, closed)
*golf clap*

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 25 Jun 2014, 19:06, closed)
did NOT see that coming
you bastard ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 25 Jun 2014, 19:24, closed)
Might want to get your eyes checked.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 19:45, closed)
Masterful.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 20:03, closed)
I love horse puns.
Best of all the animal puns.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 25 Jun 2014, 21:35, closed)

 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:01, closed)
Yep. Quality in my book.
(If a shade racist)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:22, closed)
Gay.

(jezzerh what do I put here?.., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 0:00, closed)
Covering your own horse is ok
But you shouldn't cover your neighbours horse.

*stares blankly*

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 7:18, closed)
silly

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:25, closed)
What a mistake-a to make-a
Good Moaning
Oohhhhhhn Rene!
(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:26, closed)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 11:15, closed)

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