False EconomiesSometimes the cheapest option isn't the right one. I fondly remember my neighbours going to a well-known catalogue-based store and buying the cheapest lawnmower they stocked. How we laughed as they realised it had non-rotating wheels and died when presented with grass. Tell us about times you or others have been let down by being a cheapskate.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 12:42)
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We have two horsesand recently paid the GDP of a small country to have one of them covered (shagged, in other words) by a certified stallion. Clearly he was good, as the mare was soon pregnant, and a foal was duly delivered on time and healthy, or so we thought. She was fine whilst on mother's milk, but when introduced to solids developed a bad case of acid reflux. Rather a messy job for our Italian stable lad, who was heard to exclaim "Hey! this-a foal's sick onna me!"
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*golf clap*(, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 19:06, closed)
did NOT see that comingyou bastard ;-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 25 Jun 2014, 19:24,
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Might want to get your eyes checked.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 19:45,
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I love horse puns.Best of all the animal puns.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 21:35,
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Yep. Quality in my book.(If a shade racist)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:22,
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Gay. (, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 0:00, closed)
Covering your own horse is okBut you shouldn't cover your neighbours horse.
*stares blankly*
*gets coat*
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snee held his breath since, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 7:18,
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What a mistake-a to make-aGood Moaning
Oohhhhhhn Rene!
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