Clarkson
What can one say ? He's like an embodiment of Daily Mail / Sun readers in one awful body. Being able to drive cars for a living - OK, fair play, that's a gig most of us would want. But coming out with "man on the Clapham Omnibus" statements along the lines of "you couldn't make it up" about the French, Germans, Health and Safety, the Green movement...

...yes, you might have a point in some ways, but parroting back a digest of the opinions of others does not make you some sort of sage.

And frankly, the need to surround yourself with a sycophantic audience and colleagues to produce your show just makes you look like an even bigger cock.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:56, 7 replies)

I think Clarkson is brilliant.
I find him very funny.

Except from when he's sucking Ronnie Wood's cock.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:00, closed)

"You couldn't make it up"
is a phrase that always ought to have the suffix "but I could, and I did."
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20, closed)

Agreed - he is the king of cunts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:32, closed)

he is an utter twat
that's why i like him. just don't take him seriously and he's quite funny.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:55, closed)

No click here
He's a legend!
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:16, closed)

he's a bit like sickipedia....
I find him quite funny, but I start getting concerned when I think that he really means some of the crap that he spouts.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:59, closed)

He is a COCK!
(veniceboy lives in California, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 4:45, closed)