Cheryl fucking Cole
I seem to be the only person to remember that she is a big racist thug, like a skinny Nick Griffin in a daft lampshade dress, and her accent makes me want to tear my ears off and shit in them.
( Queen of Cheesecake, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:13, 11 replies)

I reminded someone on this very board
of her previous indescretions.

And they said "Well, apart from that, she seems really nice"

*slaps forehead*
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:24, closed)

You Would Though, Wouldnt You?
You'd still fuck the poisoness bitch though, wouldn't you?
(phils1969, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:30, closed)

Hate fuck

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:36, closed)

Punish fuck

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:38, closed)

Not even with yours
(Bukkake_Niqabi Pow, right in the kisser, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:00, closed)

But ...
She's really fit.

It's not like she expects anyone to take her opinions seriously.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:30, closed)

She can't talk with her mouth full, can she?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:39, closed)

But She Is Fit
She is the most arrogant and poisonous slag around.

And you know she could take you and six of your mates at the same time whilst eating a kebab, drinking some newky brown and sieg heiling.

Tenner says she got a swaztika tattoo above her lady cave.
(McJuurgensHaircut is authorised and regulated by your mum., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:51, closed)

She's as fit as Barbie
And just as plastic
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 22:12, closed)

Not only do I remember that she's a stinky racist
but I also must be the only person in the world who doesn't think the harsh featured, skinny bint is fit.I bet she looks even worse under the makeup.
( Peej, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:33, closed)

Yes!
She looks like she wouldn't be out of place in a tracksuit, slapping a child in Asda.
( Queen of Cheesecake, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:09, closed)