The eventual Inlaw
MrFlee still lives at home with his mum, my parents are great... but his.. well! His mum regularly...
1) Cleans his room
2) Opens his post
3) Reads personal letters
4) Forces him to go to the Doctors
5) Screams about his spending
6) Has a breakdown when dinners not on the table for when she's home.
7) Wakes him up to make HER a cup of tea.
8) Won't let him eat KFC, chicken off the bone, unwashed potatoes etc
9) Makes him go to the shop for her because she's far too lazy
10) Has no appriciation for everything he does for her...

& his dads Irish, but lovely.
This isn't a family feud yet... but trust me, when sprogFlee's come along.. It really will be.
We're moving away Or I am.

length? Well the list could have been much much longer
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:27, 14 replies)

Wow
They both sound like they need a kick up the arse to be honest
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 23:26, closed)

"Irish, but lovely"
is quite back-handed...
:)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:55, closed)

Quite?

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:37, closed)

Why doesn't he grow up and move out?
If he is under her roof, surely it is her rules...?
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:56, closed)

How old is he?
"Won't let him eat KFC, chicken off the bone"?

Fucking hell.
(TheColonel, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:43, closed)

I like washed potatoes
"pommes de terre avec le sol" isn't good ;)

I have a friend who is over 40 is married wth kids but his mum pucks up his asthma medicine for him
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:57, closed)

Sorry Missflee....
And you're going to marry this guy and have kids with him? I'd get him away from her for a few years first and see if the damage can be fixed!
( Evil Bastardo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:53, closed)

So ... he lives at home with his mum ...
... and she does all this for/to him ...

... and he doesn't complain ...

Erm ... are you sure he's old enough to be having sex yet?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:37, closed)

Surely
her house her rules? If he doesn't keep his room clean, doesn't help cook etc then he should just move out and get his own place?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:45, closed)

house rules, for sure, great thing... but really... opening post?! chicken on the bone being dirty?! not allowing him to cook his own jacket potato if it hasnt been washed... possibly this should have cone in the helicopter parents QOTW... but i was way way too slow
(MissFlee tried again on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 19:18, closed)

Why would he want to eat dirt?

So far as the post thing is concerned, I thought it was illegal for anyone - even parents - to open post addressed to someone else (someone adult at least, not sure about minors) .. maybe I'm wrong.


Edit: Just found it... "Postal Services Act 2000 Section 84: Interfering with the mail: general
127. Section 84(1) provides for it to be an offence if persons intentionally delay or open postal packets without reasonable excuse. It amalgamates the content of offences previously included in the Post Office Act 1953."

and apparently "A person who commits an offence under subsection (1) or (3) shall be liable on summary conviction to a fine not exceeding level 5 on the standard scale or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months or to both."

Couldnt find a law about chicken on the bone unfortunately.
(Freakmandu, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:03, closed)

Just a thought...
I wonder if he still has bitty? Does he clean under his farmers hat, or does mummy do it for him? Is he a bit of a gayer?

Plenty of food for thought there. You're welcome.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:05, closed)

His surname.....
...isn't Poole by any chance is it?
( Evil Bastardo, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:59, closed)

lolz irish
I love the "his dads irish, but lovely"

made me proper chuckle that did......them crazy irishes :-)
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 11:35, closed)