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Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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I haven't spoken to my naan for years
Not surprising really, she's bread.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:15, 35 replies)
ooooh....
I see what you did there...
(GOTO:10 dropped out, logged on and jacked off., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:37, closed)
Pfft.
(Brown bread, shurely?)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:50, closed)
My thoughts
exactly.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:01, closed)
I refuse
To rise to these comments
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:06, closed)
Call it like you see it.
Don't be so floury.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:28, closed)
I see
you have provided the yeast amount of information possible about this
(I helped save b3ta! lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:12, closed)
Yes
we knead a bit more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:15, closed)
It was
a bit half baked.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:16, closed)
It might give a more detailed story later
That way you'll have the best of both.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:22, closed)
Alright you lot...

You're making a wholemeal of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:25, closed)
Dough!!!
This joke is getting a bit crusty.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:32, closed)
Simpson's references?
What about Chapatti and Selma?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:50, closed)
they've got nice baps, I'll say

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:08, closed)
There's no need
to get croissant
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:33, closed)
this joke is growing on me
It's a bit of a late bloomer
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:44, closed)
Really?
I feared it had fallen flat.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:45, closed)
It's up there
with the best of the batch surely
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:46, closed)
I'll admit
I really had to use my loaf for that one.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:47, closed)
I've run out of bread based puns
I'll have to ask my butty if he knows any.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:48, closed)
don't get a cob on, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:09, closed)
Use your loaf and think of some more...
Does that really count as a bun?
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:24, closed)
These bad puns are causing me pain.

(The man with the flan swashed his buckle on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:39, closed)
subtle
I like what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:07, closed)
I'm beginning to
bagette what this was all about in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:53, closed)
Currying favour with bad puns?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:09, closed)
I'm
cumin around to the idea
(Skawt, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:26, closed)
should that be...

pad buns?
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:28, closed)
you gotta
roll with it. etc
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:31, closed)
Ouch!
Such punnery, I almost slipped unconcious into a korma
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:37, closed)
Sorry to bhaji in
but that pun was very rice
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:01, closed)
.
It was second to naan
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:05, closed)
Curry? Who changed the subject?
Honestly, the sheek of you....
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:05, closed)
I was just admiring a lovely pun
but I'll curry on with the bread ones now
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:11, closed)
Well if no-one's going to laugh at that then
I'll just do a bit of self pRAISING
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:13, closed)
BLOODY RAISISTS
...
(mersault, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:44, closed)

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