Where to wear a name tag
There is some debate as to which side of the lapel name tags should be worn. Most people^[who?] who are knowledgeable in such areas will proclaim the right side to be the only correct side.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:30, 15 replies)

In the military it tends to go on the left, no?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:38, closed)

Are name tags the same as medals, though?
Medals are worn on the left unless they are decorations earned by a deceased relative you are representing at a military event, in which case they're worn on the right.
( .Yeti., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:43, closed)

I don't bloody know - I'm just a vagabond - do I look like Hugo fucking Boss?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:46, closed)

I don't know what you look like, duck.
You did just remind me of my very military-minded history teacher at school, who told us that some sergeant-majors would inform soldiers on parade that their fly was undone by saying "Your medals are showing."
( .Yeti., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:49, closed)

Well the man's clearly a racist and needs to be shot.
Now - what's for lunch?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:35, closed)

Bully beef boiled in tea and hard tack, of course: the stuff of Empire-building.
Plus, the soufflé and amuse-bouches aren't set to arrive until next week.
( .Yeti., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:42, closed)

I'd say the front

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:39, closed)

Well, 'most people' are fucking idiots
Left is the correct side. When you meet somebody and shake hands you generally use your right hand so the right-hand side of the chest can be easily obscured. Having the badge on the top-left maximises the visibility of the badge in this greeting situation and the ease of reading the badge.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:53, closed)

Christ. Why would you want to shake hands with the sort of pleb who wears a name badge
let alone give a shit about remembering their name?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:52, closed)

One of my sincere wishes is to meet the queen, just so that when she gets to me I can be first off the block and ask
"And what do you do?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:56, closed)

Try "have you come far?"
Or, "this part of the house isn't normally open to the public".
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:37, closed)

"You've bought lots of lovely things with my money - thank you. I'm going to take some home."
poLOLotics!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:39, closed)

Tied to the big toe

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:24, closed)

Ah, but which big toe?

(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:17, closed)

someone else's

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:29, closed)