Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2
Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
( , Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
( , Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Where to wear a name tag
There is some debate as to which side of the lapel name tags should be worn. Most people[who?] who are knowledgeable in such areas will proclaim the right side to be the only correct side.
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:30, 15 replies)
There is some debate as to which side of the lapel name tags should be worn. Most people[who?] who are knowledgeable in such areas will proclaim the right side to be the only correct side.
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:30, 15 replies)
Are name tags the same as medals, though?
Medals are worn on the left unless they are decorations earned by a deceased relative you are representing at a military event, in which case they're worn on the right.
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:43, closed)
Medals are worn on the left unless they are decorations earned by a deceased relative you are representing at a military event, in which case they're worn on the right.
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:43, closed)
I don't bloody know - I'm just a vagabond - do I look like Hugo fucking Boss?
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:46, closed)
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:46, closed)
I don't know what you look like, duck.
You did just remind me of my very military-minded history teacher at school, who told us that some sergeant-majors would inform soldiers on parade that their fly was undone by saying "Your medals are showing."
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:49, closed)
You did just remind me of my very military-minded history teacher at school, who told us that some sergeant-majors would inform soldiers on parade that their fly was undone by saying "Your medals are showing."
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:49, closed)
Well the man's clearly a racist and needs to be shot.
Now - what's for lunch?
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:35, closed)
Now - what's for lunch?
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:35, closed)
Bully beef boiled in tea and hard tack, of course: the stuff of Empire-building.
Plus, the soufflé and amuse-bouches aren't set to arrive until next week.
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:42, closed)
Plus, the soufflé and amuse-bouches aren't set to arrive until next week.
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:42, closed)
Well, 'most people' are fucking idiots
Left is the correct side. When you meet somebody and shake hands you generally use your right hand so the right-hand side of the chest can be easily obscured. Having the badge on the top-left maximises the visibility of the badge in this greeting situation and the ease of reading the badge.
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:53, closed)
Left is the correct side. When you meet somebody and shake hands you generally use your right hand so the right-hand side of the chest can be easily obscured. Having the badge on the top-left maximises the visibility of the badge in this greeting situation and the ease of reading the badge.
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:53, closed)
Christ. Why would you want to shake hands with the sort of pleb who wears a name badge
let alone give a shit about remembering their name?
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:52, closed)
let alone give a shit about remembering their name?
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:52, closed)
One of my sincere wishes is to meet the queen, just so that when she gets to me I can be first off the block and ask
"And what do you do?"
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:56, closed)
"And what do you do?"
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:56, closed)
Try "have you come far?"
Or, "this part of the house isn't normally open to the public".
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:37, closed)
Or, "this part of the house isn't normally open to the public".
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:37, closed)
"You've bought lots of lovely things with my money - thank you. I'm going to take some home."
poLOLotics!
( , Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:39, closed)
poLOLotics!
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