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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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A guy at school was adamant he was Lion-O from the Thundercats.
I believe he was booked in for some kind of curative therapy.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 13:25, 13 replies)
I like to wave my willy at women,
and shout "ho!" as it grows longer.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 13:30, closed)
thunder.... Thunder..... THUNDER WANG..... HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 13:37, closed)
Sword of onans, give me spunk beyond spunk

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 13:54, closed)
I can't believe I'd remained unaware of that cartoon's subtext for so long.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 13:56, closed)
Oh come on, the sword had two curved bits at the end of the shaft and a shiny round bit with a slitty eye in the middle.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 14:15, closed)
With hindsight,
I was an appallingly naive child.
I do remember my friend's older brother, scuttling of to watch it (leaving me to play as much Centipede as I could handle on the Spectrum), telling me that I wouldn't like it, as it's "a cartoon for bigger boys".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:34, closed)
I think you had a lucky escape there.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:05, closed)
I rented the DVD, a couple of years back.
Somewhat shocked to find that they're all naked, in the first episode.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:40, closed)
There's an overdubbed version floating about on YouTube somewhere, can't remember what it's called
the scene when Jaga takes a young Lion-O into his private room and closes the door is particularly fine
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 18:15, closed)
Do you think it doubled as a fleshlight?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:13, closed)

I prefer 'BITCH!' myself.

I am single.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 14:01, closed)
Settle down, Elliott.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 14:09, closed)

But that's no fun, Craig.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 14:58, closed)

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