Fears and PhobiasI'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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I destroy them in a variety of manly ways involving combat knives, fireballs and fully automatic bb handguns.The smaller ones get fed to my venus flytraps. I'm not scared of them, I just hate them and want to exterminate them all. Nobody called Hitler a fucking pansy did they?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 23:20,
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When I suggest the way to deal with a spider is to splat itpeople respond like I've suggested murdering a child, and give me some shit about how they're harmless and are good for the garden.
IT'S A FUCKING SPIDER
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Why not just fucking ignore it?Spiders do an excellent job of keeping your house free from flies. They're totally inoffensive and harmless (the sort we get in Blighty, anyway).
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.Yeti., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 23:28,
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Flies are fucking fine by me, at least they don't cover my house and garage in cobwebs and spider shit.Spiders can fuck off and die in a fire of my creation.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 0:04,
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This is one of the things that annoys me slightly.I'm reasonably unperturbed by spiders. I hate flies. But either way I would much prefer that my house be free from obvious fucking arthropods.
Except prawns in the fridge. They can stay.
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Spiders are good for fuck all, anyone who says otherwise is a fucking idiot.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 0:07,
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There's one in my carAll it does is make webs, it catches fuck all
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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