Not having my feet covered up in bed
The rest of doesn't have to be covered up, just as long as my feet are. In case all skeletons get me during the night.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:38, 4 replies)

* skellingtons

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:47, closed)

assuming you do the 'feet lift, duvet under, feet down' trick
you need to do it quick, coz when you lift your feet, that's when they get in...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:05, closed)

I can relate to that
I don't have the same fear but I remember when I was a kid feeling slightly the same way. Presumably there's some sort of racial memory going on that tells us there might be monsters under the bed but they're too fucking lazy to actually reach up onto the bed to get us.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 9:32, closed)

I like this

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 14:37, closed)