Fears and Phobias
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
I fear being outed as a heterosexual. If that were to happen it would not be good for my standing in
the community and my business would go to rack and ruin.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:41,
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you do ladies in the foof and you touch their knockers and everything
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:46,
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He just can't get over their self-lubricating properties.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:30,
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You leave my VAST property portfolio out of this.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:43,
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'Mam! T'front door's moist again!'
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:48,
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Quinchy, everyone already knows you just act that way to get chicks.
And by 'chicks' I mean
MOD EDIT: USERNAME DELETED ON LEGAL ADVICE. Who barely counts as human, let alone female.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 20 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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females on b3ta, like that's a real thing.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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Your all straight.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:41,
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it'd be worse for your bending over in the community
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 16:39,
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