Well, I suppose that does kinda make sense.
But I'd have to just wade in and have a go.
Not that I'm strong (I am puny), or brave (I am definitely a coward) but I'd want to protect my own at any cost, and I reckon that whilst going for the dog's eyes is risky it'll also force the dog to defend itself (and if you blind it it'll be unable to do anything).
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:43, 3 replies)

I guess the ideal implement is an umbrella thats just been dipped in raw chilli. Most dogs would even prefer B3ta moderation techniques to that.

I do agree that with almost any attacker the eyes are a good target
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:49, closed)

you mean that when something attacks you cry such abundant tears that they get embarrassed and leave you alone

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:16, closed)

well played, but no
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:28, closed)

not a question, pet, just pointing out that you're a sniveling crybaby pussyole whose only experience of fighting was flapping his arms at his little sister when she stole his favourite dummy
apologies for the confusion
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:48, closed)

you meanie

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:03, closed)

i should be banned or sutin

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 19:06, closed)

the ears are a good target. lots of nerves
Sort of a canine equivalent of a kick in the balls
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:12, closed)

You can overcome a dog by grabbing it round the throat and pinning it down
But with neckless breeds it's likely to savage you before you can get a grip. These dogs are not deterred by kicking and can literally tear off your flesh. Having said that if I saw one mauling someone i'd have to have a go.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:21, closed)

this just took a turn for the sexy

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 18:22, closed)

Would.
Woof
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:31, closed)