In these days...
...of fisting, rimming and felching; with gangs of paedo's roaming the streets, local councils opening one-legged lesbian table-tennis clubs, beautiful lady-boys confusing naive young soldiers; and leather clad, mustachioed gays trying to corrupt our youth - I do feel like a man out of time in that I really pine to have missionary position sex with a voluptuous woman sporting 70s style knockers and an unkempt fadge - AND spill my seed inside her rather than giving her a facial.

And if she ends up with child, I shall marry her.

Dr Tugnut2 - Kicking it old school in the fetish stakes. Boyeeeee!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:48, 8 replies)

sporting 70s style knockers and an unkempt fadge
I first read that as "and an unkempt fridge"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, closed)

unkempt fridge?
Fuck off - I have standards you know.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, closed)

All of the above ^
..with the exception of the unkempt vadge.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:52, closed)

I thought it was "fudge"
But a finger of fadge is just enough.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:55, closed)

I'd rather fuck a bird with a Ross Kemp fanny
*gurns*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, closed)

Pervert!
What's wrong with you?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:46, closed)

Good man,
Good man
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:44, closed)

I like a hairy growler
Not one that looks like Leo Sayer... but a bit of curlies is very nice.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:42, closed)