Policemen
Or PCSOs, similar enough uniform.
Sadly have never had the chance to fulfill that fantasy.
But its nice to look
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:17, 19 replies)

A policeman once called me a 'dickhead'
for paddling in Camden Lock at 3am.

OK, slightly off the point but...

...just don't get the whole coppers uniform thing. The authorities give me the heebie-jeebies; maybe its the uniform. Bit like priests.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:18, closed)

You mean to say
Priests give you the willies.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:43, closed)

Well
I can understand policeman not doing it for you, but what about policewomen ;)

Priests, ooh forgot about that one
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:59, closed)

Have you not seen the ads?
Sounds like you need to get on www.uniformdating.co.uk
( Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:22, closed)

I have
and it always makes me grin :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:04, closed)

ive done a policeman
In uniform, he read a straight porn mag as I sucked him off...
Deelishus....
(acerboyz, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:03, closed)

erm
fans self
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:54, closed)

Road Wars
is my new favourite show because of two delicious policemen who were in it.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:52, closed)

Oh yes, and
Brit cops, Night cops, Traffic cops, The Force etc
I'm a lost cause ]:)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:56, closed)

Watched
it this evening. Lovely view of one bloke's arse...
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 21:35, closed)

Recorded
To watch later ;)

Now i know I'm seriously affected, because this was on the evening news

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/news/Bristol-policeman-targeted-vulnerable-women-sex-acts/article-1419998-detail/article.html

and my first thought was damn, how did i miss out on that?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 22:46, closed)

Tee
hee. You're beyond help. Possibly.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:26, closed)

Its a good job
The one who passed me with a smile hello today wasnt a mind reader.
Now I havnt worked out yet if its a kink or a fetish?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 23:42, closed)

haha
There's a Traffic Cops marathon on Watch at the moment!
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 13:57, closed)

Oohgoshoohgoshoohgosh!
Unifoooorms. I love them to death. Doesn't matter what uniform.
Have you seen that obscenely hot policewoman in the Silent Hill movie?
Phwoooooar!

..she died in the end. It made me sad. :(
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:48, closed)

Not seen it
Not sure if policewomen do it for me;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:00, closed)

Seems I have something for uniforms too...


And she wasn't even that good looking to be honest!

This was after the England v Czech game last Oct/Nov and my Czech mate and me had drunk a lot of vodka, as well as inhaling quite an amount of Columbian marching powder...didn't get nicked though :)
( snee held his breath since, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 10:33, closed)

ha ha
That just cries out for a caption.

I wont post my pic of me with 2 cops, it was blowing a gale and peeing down, but the grin on my faces says it all
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:02, closed)

sob
www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post551475
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 0:12, closed)