Geek sex
Greg had a phase a few months ago when all he would do was go on the computer and sleep. He would'nt fuck me for over three weeks (which, considering the norm is twice a day, was hard) I was getting worried. He wasn't even wanking. So when he got up for another cup of tea one time, I stripped naked, sat on the desk and tied myself to the monitor with usb cables. I think it's safe to say that he was cured.
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:29, 3 replies)

Maybe he had gone off you and was starting a new relationship with someone else online.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:37, closed)

Erm...Sorry to put a downer on things
but he's bipolar, he just has phases like this. Besides he would never cheat on me because I would cut his balls off with a rusty spoon :)
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:36, closed)

Pictures!
Or it didn't happen. ;)
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 0:56, closed)