Deep throating
Not sure if this counts as a fetish but it gets me off. Having a hard, stiff cock in my muth and feeling it touch the back of my throat. Especially with Mr Melody because he makes these loud, animalistic groans. Mmmph. Also, tattoos, boys with long hair, big hands... And JIZZ I actually like the feeling of a hot load of jizz all over my face, tits or tummy. And watching men wank... Ooer... may have to go stick my hands down my knickers now I've been thinking about it.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:25, 16 replies)

Bejasus!
why did you have to stop so soon?
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:45, closed)

This is definitely all true.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:56, closed)

Thank you for making me
nsfw. I can't stand up now.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:39, closed)

Shall I sound the pander alarm?

( Bats, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:13, closed)

*the attention bell*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:31, closed)

This is exactly what I like.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:35, closed)

A woman who likes cock?
Who'd have thought.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:41, closed)

Ha ha,
fucking hell you must like attention a lot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:42, closed)

That's it, I'm adding 'I put my hands down my pants' to every story I post, it'll get clicks from ALL the sweaties.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:57, closed)

and people say you take after your MOTHER?!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:42, closed)

I always love it when women say ''boys with big hands'', because I always wonder how big?
Like, freakishly big? ''He looks like he's wearing two foam hands at the football, it's fucking sexy.''

Just conjures up images of the Fat Handed Twat from Big Train.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:52, closed)

Kenny Everett

(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:12, closed)

Now THAT'S a fetish.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:16, closed)

Kill me
Please? Children this is why we shouldnt use the internet late at night after we have been out.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:59, closed)

I am replying to this post

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:15, closed)

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( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:49, closed)