It's a feast for the senses. All of them.
I was a wee bairn of 17 when I first discovered the joys that could be had from worshipping at the Altar of Venus. It was like someone flipped a switch in my brain. I knew why I'd been put on this planet. I loved it right from the start, and haven't stopped.

I find ladies' lady bits endlessly fascinating to look at. While they all serve the same function, I've never seen two quite the same. All those folds and tucks and valleys and creases and contours and... I'll stop before I sound too much like a Geography lesson. They're entrancing, truly entrancing, and I hope I never grow tired of seeing them.

Assuming the lady in question is in good health, and of good hygiene, the lady bits smell divine. The aroma which greets me as I get closer is the most delicate, intoxicating perfume. Baking bread, wonderful though it is, doesn't come close to a woman's cassolette.

Just as I'm fascinated by how they look, I adore how they feel. The textures are an unalloyed treat for the fingertips.

And the taste. Oh, the taste. Again, assuming good health and hygiene, it is truly ambrosial. I've not tasted two exactly the same, but they've all been unimaginably delicious. It is a shame that it is not also nutritious, because I'd be happy to survive on nothing else. The contrast in flavours between the outside and the inside... man, I'm losing concentration just thinking about it.

There's nothing nicer to hear than the catch in her breath as I get it right. Well, the catch in her breath, eventually followed by the wailing and moaning as I continue to get it right, that is.

I mentioned good hygiene. All it takes is soap and water. I cannot understand why anyone would ever want to use those scented and/or flavoured "feminine hygiene" products. Why would anyone possibly want to disguise that beautiful aroma and flavour?

Being allowed to go down on a lady is a privilege and an honour, and I would be truly sad if I was never allowed to do it again.

Does that make it a fetish? I don't know, but it certainly does it for me. I cannot comprehend how anyone could not like doing it.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:45, 7 replies)

Aw! wonderfully written.
I wish I could say the same about cock and balls......but I can't.


Yuck!
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:37, closed)

o_O
Really?

I've never had any complaints....
(Scritty Bakerman., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:08, closed)

Cunnilingus is a fetish???
I'm with you on how fab and groovy it is, but I thought it was normal. And now I'm some kind of perve.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:31, closed)

I'm always
surprised when a girl claims no-one's ever done it to her before, I feel rather sorry for her.

And on the rare occasions when one refuses it, I feel disappointed.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:37, closed)

True...
but all it takes is one bad experience to put you off for life. Alas I'm still recovering from a Copydex* incident a few years back.

(*go have a sniff of a bottle to fully understand)
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:03, closed)

tastes like nothing on earth
I have often wondered what MSG would do for it
(standard deviant, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:51, closed)

*click*
I'm in total agreement with all the above :)

Happy beta birthday too
( snee held his breath since, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:14, closed)