Girls Aloud.
A mate of mine told me last year that he would like to shag the ginger one from Girls Aloud on a petrol-soaked mattress!! I don't quite know why the mattress has to be petrol-soaked but still.
(Plumstix has been spying on you since, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:43, 5 replies)

Because she'd probably reach for her cigarettes and lighter immediately afterwards...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:46, closed)

I suspect
he's thinking about destroying the evidence
(Worthless wishes he had the brains of a pigeon, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:46, closed)

Maybe it's about petrol sniffing.
You can actually hallucinate if the fumes are strong enough. I've never read anything of the effects of petrol sniffing while in the act of copulation, though. In fact, I'm not even sure if it's possible to have sex while petrol sniffing.
(stuntsmile, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:52, closed)

In a car crash
if the doors don't open, you can't get out, you know the petrol tank is ruptured because you can smell it. I may ignite at any second. I tink I would probably go out shagging.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:16, closed)

Maybe he wants to see if her firecrotch
causes sparks and ignition.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:22, closed)