Actually,
my latest fetish and the thing I really want most in bed would have to be a fucking lie-in.
Nobody appears to have told number one son that he's old enough to sleep past 6am. Thank fuck the clocks go back tonight I might get to sleep til 7.
I shouldn't winge. A few years he'll be an adolescent and I won't be able to get him up before lunchtime.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:28, 4 replies)

Fellow fetishist
Oh I'm so with you on that one. Problem is, when he does start sleeping longer, you'll still be waking up wondering why he's not woken up yet.
(ceeej, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 22:17, closed)

blimey
you should snuggle up with mrs spimf

the wee fella is at his grans this evening. i made a nice meal. i cant complain i got a blowjob before she conked out but im now watching 'the interview' on my own now.

its not very good
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 0:02, closed)

did you get the blowjob when you dropped the wee fella off?
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 0:37, closed)

In stone-age societies, women wouldn't have sex for two or three years after giving birth.
This is actually the norm. Although, they also breast-fed for this time.

Sex within a year after birth is bizarre by historical standards.
(stuntsmile, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 12:34, closed)