This QOTW has got me thinking...
I've thought back to my past relationships, the serious ones. And fuck me if there isn't some kind of pattern forming. It goes like this:

Scouser - 2 years.
Yorkshire lass - 3 years.
Geordie - 2 years.
Another scouser - 1 year.
Glaswegian - 1 year.
Canadian - 1 n a bit years.
Welshy - 2 n a half years and counting...

Fuck me, I'm an accents whore!!! Never realised it; probably on account of hailing from the Midlands - you ever had a Brummie tell you she wants to give you a blowjob? Don't know whether to fall about laughing or gag her and take her up the shitpipe instead.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:54, 8 replies)

It's countries for me
Swede
Canadian
Italian
Ugandan (wife)

interspersed with the odd local and a brumie who sounded Australian. But, it could have equally been their unusual names.
Edit:My elder brother is married to a girl from Hong Kong, continent wise leaving my younger brother the choice of someone from the Americas, an Australian or a Penguin.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:06, closed)

Being a fellow Coventrian...

I suppose that rules me out then...


I can sort of do a Jamaican Accent, but then I remind myself of Jim Davidson and I want to stab myself in the throat with a rusty penknife.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:44, closed)

Accents FTW...
Accents DEFINITELY do it for me...

Scottish - lovely accent (but psycho bitch)
Italian - OMG, where to start? has me a quivering wreck in seconds...
French - mmm
Greek - (currently) oh yes!
N'or Iron - Hubba, hubba...
Birmingham - She was nice, but the accent was irritating

That's all I can think of for now - I need to go find a quiet place to have a lie down I think...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:51, closed)

Accents
I'm exactly the same, there is something about accents which is so sexy. Hearing a lovely Geordie lass tell me to do rude things to her does it for me every time. :)

I'm from the Midlands too maybe we're all like this?
(sewer urchin wants a hug, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:18, closed)

Think you may have a point
Lets face it - the Midlands accent isn't too sexy. Hard to sound all erotic when you sound like that bloke out of Slade... Thankfully, I'm from the East Midlands and am actually quite posh (apparently), and moved round loads as a kid so I don't really have an accent as such... Just your bogstandard English.

Up until the current good Ms Hanky I'd have had to go for scouse - there's nothing like having a dirty scouse girl utter sweet, sweet filth in your ear while your doing the monkey rub - but Welsh. Dear GOD!!! WELSH!!! Try it!!! (Only not with my missus)...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

Quite posh and you speak bogstandard English?
Though I have to agree about Welsh. That might explain the popularity of Gavin and Stacy. And Daffyd.
(IbnHud, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:49, closed)

Irish
The Irish accent does it massivley for me
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:05, closed)

what about us?
no ones mentioned the bristolian accent?

I'll get me coat.
(badshrek is green and smells of cabbage, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:51, closed)