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Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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It's not sweetcorn in turds
It's small nodules of undigested fat. Or at least, that's what I've been told. The red bits in vomit are carrot, though.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:51, 14 replies)
Strange that.

cos it tastes like sweetcorn
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:30, closed)
You were told wrong, then.

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:56, closed)
lining
Nope, they are bits of stomach lining.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:22, closed)
But
They TASTE like sweetcorn!!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:38, closed)
As a vomit-related aside
Never drink a pint of ribena just before going to bed after a heavy night's drinking. The vomit the next morning is a very disturbing shade of blood-red. I nearly had a heart attack the first time I did it.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:53, closed)
The 'first' time?

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:09, closed)
Ended a heavy night with a pint of Guinness, once.
Got a real fright when I threw up.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:18, closed)
They're the empty husks
which are mainly cellulose, and which you can't digest. Unless you're a ruminant. The starchy goodness that was inside it, however, was digested and used to fuel the powerhouse that is you.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:13, closed)
the red bits are bile
i know this cos i didn't eat carrots til i was in my late teens and i still had orange lumps in my sick
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:09, closed)
Do you know what bile is?

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:25, closed)
bile is 95% carrot

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:12, closed)
YES I FUCKEN DO

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:27, closed)
Bile is an odious secretion which oozes from readers of the Dail Mail

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:48, closed)
Bile and its breakdown products are not red,
those bits would be pieces of your immortal soul.
Every vomit is a heave closer to hell.


Just so you know.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:50, closed)

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