Swimming pool
Primary school swimming trip. One mother there to help prevent drowning. Strangely, she was also allowed in boys' changing room to help her son get dried/changed (no idea why).

She was wearing a white towelling dressing gown. The belt was securely fastened and from her PoV must have seemed to be keeping the gown shut. The belt didn't really have much of an effect on the bottom half of her dressing gown, however, and her enormous, hairy muff was all too obviously out and pretty much at eye level of everyone sitting down.

It was too horrible to even be funny.
(Sallow Stoat had a fall on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:19, 13 replies)

Perhaps she was allowed to helpher son because she was his mother?
In fact, perhaps she was allowed to help because kids might need help?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:30, closed)

Perhaps she should have kept her swimsuit on,
and got changed after the boys had left?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:53, closed)

^This.
What is a responsible adult doing getting their genitalia out in front of a load of children?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:21, closed)

sounds like the script to a dodgy 70's porno
i assume that the teacher had a marvelous mustache and a tool box that didnt find any use?
did the "changing room" have very bright lights and some sort of music playing very slowly in the back ground?
i am sure that if you think about this memory you will in fact come to realize that you are intact staring in playing a role in a 70's bong film with no pay and whats worse no credit at the end, this is no way to further your career and must be addressed as soon as possible
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:00, closed)

From her point of view her dressing gown covered her (from the original text).
She took of her swimsuit, showered the chlorine off, then went to help.
Frankly I think you've some repressed feelings about your own mother if you find this odd. Women aren't sex objects, you know, and they may not always realise they're having a clothing problem. Heck, some even care about their kids and other people's kids.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:31, closed)

If my mother had flashed her minge at my classmates,
I'd be working overtime, trying to repress that memory.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:14, closed)

Nah. The woman's clearly a paedo
She was enjoying the thrill of flashing to a bunch of primary school kids. Hangings to good for them, etc etc etc
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 23:54, closed)

It was too horrible to even be funny?
Are you talking about her muff or the situation?
I've never met a horrible muff.
Plenty of lovely ones, a few unhygienic ones (but that's easy dealt with), a couple of scary ones (I was probably just being a wuss)...
But I reckon I've never met a horrible muff, no not one...

Maybe I just love muff more than most?
Maybe I'm a pussyic*?
;)

*I say pussyic as opposed to pussyholic because there's no hol in pussyic. The hol is part of the words alcohol and alcoholic and it annoys the buggery out of me that we have words like chocoholic etc.
That is all.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:32, closed)

A pussy with no hole?
What's the point of that?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:12, closed)

that would be a cock

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:40, closed)

I DEMAND to have some chocohol.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:30, closed)

;)
It's been a long week and I've been taking it too seriously!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:12, closed)

you can get this chocolatey red wine in the supermarkets in the states
Is the most boring ever response to a schoolboy's viewing of some grown up mimsy
(Mr_Lew, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 23:15, closed)