First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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In the army cadets, we were sent to an army barracks in Germany.I was about 14.
Of course porn was procured.
One of the older, bigger lads forcing the one German lad we had with us to sit at the front, and translate every single line spoken, under pain of punishment.
I seem to remember that the majority of the script was "Oh yes, yes - that is good."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:48,
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Nein Nein, nicht meine Arsch.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:26,
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aint you the picky one then (
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:41,
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Scheize, Scheize, SCHEIZE OOOOOOH JAAAAAAAAA.
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Reminds me of secondary school.We managed to persuade the German teacher to let us watch Neun und Ein Halv Woken (or however it's spelled) with Kim Bassinger (or however it's spelled) and Micky Rourke (ditto) dubbed into German. All I rememer was they said something like "Oh, ja, jjjjaaaa JA! Mein got! Ohhh, Jaaaa!" quite a lot.
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"Ich komme..."spoken in a breathy voice, would reduce my peers and I to fits of giggles, during 6th form.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:34,
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Really? Because I'd find that really sexy.
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You are a German porn-startlet,AICMFP
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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