Have you seen what Michael Bay did to Transformers?
Have you? He might as well have just raped my childhood!
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:50, 17 replies)

Oh you pisser of minds.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:51, closed)

Transformers everything he ever touched
( .Yeti., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:52, closed)

OMG THERE WAS A SHIT FILM OF A SHIT CARTOON WHAT WILL I EVER DO ????!?!?! WHY IS MY LIFE SO SHIT !?!?!! boohooohooohoo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:05, closed)

Controversial stuff!
I'm looking forward to complaining about the Thundercats movie whenever that gets made.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:06, closed)

Have you seen the new cartoon?
Very wrong.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:04, closed)

Fucking furries.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:19, closed)

^^^ THIS
I mean, come on, there's genuine tragedy, starvation and terror in the world!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:08, closed)

There's no need to bring up Revenge of the Fallen

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:35, closed)

I thought he was talking about Megan Fox.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:54, closed)

Rory Lyon; missing the point since 2008.

(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:47, closed)

Transformers
shit cartoon and the films are a jingoistic advert for the American military
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:32, closed)

Join the US Army, and you too can be speared through the chest by an angry alien robot!
Where do I sign up?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:06, closed)

It's fun spotting the difference between the people who know you are joking
and those who are taking you at face value.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:35, closed)

are you kidding?
When Optimus first speaks in the first one and introduces himself to whoisit, i had a massive childhood flash back to summer holidays, my red Rayleigh Burner and Missile Command on the teak finsihed Atari 2600. I may have cried in the Odeon. I'm 38 this year.

IT'S THE ORIGNAL DUDE FFS. That alone, makes them all worth while.
(TheManofScience, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:39, closed)

Raleigh
Burner?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:19, closed)

It had leather pads...
but no mag wheels, like my mates over the road but his was the blue & yellow one - but his got nicked..

and it weighted a ton and I broke my face trying to jump the 'whoops' at my local BMX track

leave my speeling alone
(TheManofScience, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:56, closed)

Watching it at the cinema,
I actually got bored during the final battle. It really is quite shit (unless you're watching in the company of a small child, in which case it is infectiously exciting).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:35, closed)