4th ? Holy crap
Well. That's obviously something that's wrong with the world, I shouldn't be here on the first page. I should be relaxing somewhere around page three.

What really grinds my fucking gears though, is people who's main contribution to any discussion is "It'll never work, it's not even worth trying it to find out"

These are the fuckers who are currently doing their apathetic best to keep us using fossil fuels, dickwads who prefer being right than being happy, cretinous monghumpers who'd prefer say "I told you so" than have a flying fucking car.
You, yeah, you know who I'm talking to. Cunts. I hate every one of you.

So, you know what we're going to do with you ? Every one of you cave dwelling throwback homo-neophobus turd lickers who's fear of new things drives your urge to destroy anything you're not already watching on television ?

We're going to paralyse you with "X-Factor" reruns. Then take your children and teach them something about how excellent the universe is. You know, that really big place outside milton kyenes. The Really Huge Bit that doesn't include ButtFuck Iowa.
Then we're going to watch you grow old, wither, and die as those of us who can learn new things fuck off to the stars with big shit eating grins on our shiny new titanium faces.
That's what.

Aaaaaand breathe
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:57, 6 replies)

God's Truth

A small telco I had an an interest in - they bought out the ISP I had started - wrote their own billing system. Up until then, pretty much everyone used AT&T's system. MD quote to The Register was:

"Well nobody told us it was impossible. So we went ahead and did it"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:17, closed)

cretinous monghumpers
i shall use this phrase as much as i can from now on.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:45, closed)

THIS IS CORRECT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE

(McChinaman banned, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:08, closed)

Never going to happen, though, is it? I mean, really. Can't be done.
(MayorBoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:31, closed)

(Narrows eyes)
So, It's _that_ kind of party is it...

Release the hounds!
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:23, closed)

fuck yes
well said!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:43, closed)