Robbing Bastard Airline Companies
Having been gouged more than once by these arch-bastards for being one or two pounds over the luggage weight allowance, after standing in the queue behind the fattest bastard in the universe (at least 30 stone) who scraped in a few ounces under, and wasn't gouged.

My idea is simple: You stand on the scales with your luggage. Job. Done.

We'd then see surreal adverts like "Special Offer: Benidorm for 50p a Kilo!" (they'll still make a fortune, mind.)

PS: Remember to take dump before checking in ... save a few quid!
PPS: There should also be an "Arse Width" surcharge, so fat bastards arses stay in their own fucking seat, with no 'overspill' ...
( MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:06, 3 replies)

Oh yes...
Having seen plenty of fatties having to get a seatbelt extension on the plane, how about a seat in the departure lounge?

Sit in it - if you overspill, then fuck off
If you can't use a regular seatbelt, then fuck off

I really do like the idea of having to stand on the scales with your baggage though...

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:16, closed)

I wholeheartedly agree
As a former fattie (3 stone overweight, not 30 mind you) who is now normal-sized, I object to being charged extra for carrying less weight in total on the aircraft than the obese bastard with no luggage.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:28, closed)

Foolishness...
Well I remember the tale of a chap who's luggage was rather heavier than desired.

So he took the chan-maille shirt out of his suitcase and put it on, bringing his luggage under the weight limit.

And there was much rejoicing.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:56, closed)