Lightning rods for giraffes
Far too many giraffes are getting killed TO DEATH by lightning because they are the tallest thing on the savannah. And when there aren't enough giraffes to go round, starving leopards smuggle themselves out of Africa and roam the streets of provincial English towns looking for prey. And taking our jobs, or something.

I propose, then, to prevent a world giraffe shortage, we install lightning rods on all at-risk giraffes, (and perhaps ostriches as well) so that they aren't frazzled to a crisp before the leopards get them.

That means that whenever there's a storm, the lightning will always strike - and kill utterly TO DEATH - the second-tallest thing on the savannah, that being double decker busses full of American tourists.

Problem SOLVED.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:26, 4 replies)

"giraffe shortage"
pffft.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:36, closed)

Once this has been done, are we allowed to saddle the giraffes for an American tourist hunting safari?

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:12, closed)

YES
Also, I am sure we can pool our resources and market Rabid Giraffes, for biting very tall people.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:14, closed)

This time next year, rodders...
The first thing you feel when a rabid giraffe is creeping up behind you is a delicate drop of foam on the top of your head.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:28, closed)