B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Escalators on the London UndergroundAll escalators should be widened for the inclusion of a third lane, the lanes would be organised thusly:
Lane 1: Standing only. For the elderly, the infirm, the lazy, London's undead, and for fatties.
Lane 2: Walking lane. For those fatties from lane 1 who, and fair play to them, feel that "they want to have a go", but would otherwise impair the movement of those in lane 3.
Lane 3: Brisk walk/run. For those Londoners who still have a pulse.
This should be rolled out across the network as soon as possible.
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rofl harris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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Why would you want to walk up/down an escalator?Surely the whole point is that everyone on them moves at the same speed, thus no one has to push past anyone else?
You, sir/madam, are part of the problem, not the solution.
I would offer, however, that the little warning signs should be removed from between the escalators, allowing those who wish to, to slide down.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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