B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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People who walk through the tube barriers and then stop to have a little look aroundPeople who get to the top of an escalator and then stop to have a little look around
People who are walking down the middle of a busy pavement and then stop to have a little look around
All of these people should be executed without trial
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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More of this sort of thing!
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Also, people who stand in front of Cash machines, weaving a pattern in the air above the keypad with their finger and going 'Hmm'.(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:52, closed)
I often stop after the tube barriers just to piss off the teenager behind me trying to jump them.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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And...Women in a queue to pay in a shop, who then look surprised and have to rummage through a handbag the size of a 4 man tent for money.
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snee held his breath since, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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or indeed queue for 20 minute for a busthen get on, look surprised and have to rummage through a handbag the size of a 4 man tent for their bus pass.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:32,
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YesThat annoys the fuck out of me. It's like they expect it to be free. They should be shot and their shopping given to the next in the queue.
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:30,
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