B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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I'd go with a variation on the Logan's Run idea. Except, instead of having a crystal embedded in your hand that shows how old you are, why not have a crystal embedded in your forehead that clearly demonstrates to the rest of the world how much of a wanker you are?
And continuing with the Logan's Run theme, once you hit a certain level of Wankerdom, somebody hunts you down and blasts you into powder.
I'd also favour digging a nice big canal between the Mersey and the Severn.
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Do you mean wanker in the literal sense?So every time someone masturbates their counter goes up one?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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I'd also favour digging a nice big canal between the Mersey and the Severn.Works for me, boyo
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:18,
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