
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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FFS. Bloody yummy mummies demanding that they can have kids AND drink wine NO! Just NO! DO YOUR FUCKING DUTY AND BRING UP YOUR KIDS THIS IS NO LONGER YOUR PLACE NOW! FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SCREAMING SPAWN AND TEACH IT TO READ! TAKE IT FOR A WALK, TAKE IT TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE TAKE IT OUT TAKE IT AWAY FROM HERE, THIS IS A PUB, NOT A FUCKING CRECHE, YOU FUCKING MORONS.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:20, closed)

"Daddy why is Arsene Wenger a useless cunt?"
"Because he is Jimmy. Because he is."
"but last year you said he was a geni.."
"Don't confuse the argument with facts!"
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:34, closed)

won't keep the pub in business, so they've diversified, and make good money flogging crap food and overpriced soft drink to families.
It's your own fault.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:27, closed)
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