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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Randomised Parenting
Settle once and for all the debate on nature vs nurture, and mix-up the gene pool a bit by separating mothers and babies immediately, then distributing the children randomly.

The blonde offspring of the city banker is shipped off to a Birmingham council estate; the Essex born chav offspring is sent to crofters in the Western Isles; the Sommerset single mother's crotch-fruit is placed with the Cambridge academic.

No birth certificates, no records, just random sprogs for random parents.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:54, 5 replies)
I think ...
I THINK, that this is already done on a small scale.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adoption
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:56, closed)
Well yes...
But you're thinking far too small scale. Do it for everyone!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:07, closed)
A lot of
accidental incest would no doubt ensue!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:18, closed)
with no records to determine the original parents
how would this serve to settle the debate?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:47, closed)
and then give them back when they reach 14

(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:28, closed)

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