Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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And make all their fucking hinged beds really creaky with a thin paper blanket and make it... make it wet and... and... and... Don't let them wee. Oh! And make sure you punch them in their tits as well. Every morning.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:24, Reply)
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