B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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A real incentive to learnEvery child, on entering secondary school, should be given a bogbrush, a pair of Marigolds and the toilet from Trainspotting to clean out. "Too cool for school, eh? Welcome to your future!"
Every learner driver should have a trip to the hospital mortuary to watch a post-mortem. "It could be YOU, if you're a big enough fuckwit!"
And every Parliamentary candidate should spend a month at Headley Court wiping the arses of multiple amputees: "This is the price of power, and other people have to pay it. Still feel like the greasy pole?"
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:09, 2 replies)
................I had to go to Headley Court the other day for my job.
When I left I made the promise to myself that if I ever found myself complaining about having had a shit day at work then I should think myself profoundly grateful that it wasn't that shit.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:12, closed)
I whole heartedly agree.(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:15, closed)
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