B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Train station self service machines
These aren't quite idiot proof enough, and it's fairly frustrating to be stuck behind a queue of people who haven't the foggiest what they're doing, where they want to go or what type of ticket they want.
This could be rectified by having two sets of machines - one for those in the know and one for those who're two rails short of a train line.
Failing that, they could be reprogrammed to issue a single ticket to Hull if you somehow manage to take more than 5 minutes.
Or they could just simplify the whole system so you don't need a degree in British Rail timetables to work out what type of ticket you need.
Sort the little things out and the big ones will deal with themselves.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:51, 4 replies)
These aren't quite idiot proof enough, and it's fairly frustrating to be stuck behind a queue of people who haven't the foggiest what they're doing, where they want to go or what type of ticket they want.
This could be rectified by having two sets of machines - one for those in the know and one for those who're two rails short of a train line.
Failing that, they could be reprogrammed to issue a single ticket to Hull if you somehow manage to take more than 5 minutes.
Or they could just simplify the whole system so you don't need a degree in British Rail timetables to work out what type of ticket you need.
Sort the little things out and the big ones will deal with themselves.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:51, 4 replies)
Yes I need that
I made a right hash of paying at a parking meter at the train station the other day, tried to put £20 in the credit card slot. Luckily Ed Balls was behind me in the queue so he helped me.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:31, closed)
I made a right hash of paying at a parking meter at the train station the other day, tried to put £20 in the credit card slot. Luckily Ed Balls was behind me in the queue so he helped me.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:31, closed)
They're very easy to use if you're any good at following instructions.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:18, closed)
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:18, closed)
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