B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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I will tell you whats wrongand how to fix it....
1. Work
Reduce working hours by creating a three day week of just Friday, Saturday and Sunday only. Work with me on this....you can earn just enough on the Friday for your rent/mortgage/food/kitten costs then its the weekend. After all Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday are a waste of time and I hate Mondays. Plus newsletter is out on Friday and we may as well call it a half day and go to the pub at lunch.
2. Flagging economy
Put amphetamines in the water supply, let "mothers little helper" deal with the flagging economy by boosting productivity. This also helps with the one day working week as above. Then if you have to go to war/reduced the population/riot/have Sunday roast at your in-laws just withdraw those naughty chemicals and whey hey !
thats all folks
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:40,
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