
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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They haven't even opened the doors, and you're only going to spend more time waiting for your luggage.
7. You in the seat next to me, don't get all fidgety because I'm remaining seated until the aisles are clear and I can just saunter off the plane.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:48, Reply)
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