B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Vasectomies all roundIt should be pretty obvious that scumbaggery is passed on by memes rather than genes, that is to say it's a cultural thing that you pick up from parents and neighbours. Still, the solution turns out to be the same - sterilise the bastards and you short-circuit the cycle of chavdom forever. It's not like Ratboy actually wants kids, so you're doing him a favour anyway. Offer them 3000 or so (enough to buy a spoiler kit and sound system for a scum-car, but not enough to tempt a sensible person) and watch the sink estates slowly leach away all their foulness over a generation or so.
Also, ban brussel sprouts.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:17, 3 replies)
brussels sproutsI rarely post on these forums, but what you said about brussels sprouts has really annoyed me. No they should not be banned!
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I like sprouts.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:20, closed)
Ridiculous.Sorting out the World is a long and timely process - there are no short answers to it, and banning brussel sprouts will not do any good.
Screw the chavs though....
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Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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