B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Right (rolls up sleeves)Where do you start?
How about anyone who has a baby has to go through the same kind of rigmarole that people wanting to adopt have to? If they fail the test, the baby is taken away to the state orphanage where they are brought up to do menial jobs for the rest of us, and potatoe picking.
Once you fail the test, you are sterilised.
Should only take a couple of generations to weed out the chaff (i.e. c. 30 years).
More later.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:04, 3 replies)
first part of the test if you can't spell potato you're not allowed to breed.
How does it sound now?
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Sallyrsm, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:49,
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I've had a long weekGet over it. Spelling never was my strong point - I normally use a spell-checker, but b3ta let me donw.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:59, closed)
I can't click enough!(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 20:27, closed)
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