B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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I take it you're a girl, thenIt's not gender-specific. Last night (after both eating the same meal) my missus was releasing such noxious clouds of sulphurous gas she was actually distressing herself, while my own were infrequent and odourless. Sometimes it happens the other way around.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:30,
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Agreed!I have a rule, farts are funny as long as they don't smell. My wind rarely smells but the jazz trumpet noises are funny to both me, and the other half. Unfortunately when she quietly and discretely lets one go it could burn the nose hairs off a dead nun and render the room uninhabitable for about 15 minutes.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:58,
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