B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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On a similar vein...This [sofa/washing machine/laptop/whatever] now only three five nine!
That's not a price, it's a sequence of numbers! Is your time that precious that you can't afford the extra syllables to say three hundred and fifty nine pounds?
"'scuse me, how much is this sofa?"
"That one is four seven nine, sir"
"Four pounds seventy nine?! Wow, I'll take six please!"
Shop workers hate me.
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