B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
If you stick your finger up a girls bum
They become yours
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Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:29,
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Isn't this how it works already?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:30,
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I thought that was the case anyway?
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:30,
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Really!
So that's why it's called pulling
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Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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This already happens, doesn't it?
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:31,
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but aren't they already your fingers?
I don't get it.
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rofl harris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:33,
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This is discriminatory against men with big knuckles.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:55,
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Or girls with really tight arseholes
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Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:03,
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