
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Except we already nicked all their good stuff
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:54, closed)

But you know what Johnny's like - irresponsible. Look at how they look after their country, let alone their precious things.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:55, closed)

And you don't want either of them in your house do you?
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:43, closed)

Are they trying to take all their telly's and everything then?
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:54, closed)

What's that, poor country? You want to be rich like us? Have some loan money. Have some more loan money. Can't pay it back? Give us sole mining rights to everything. Need some more money? Privatise your water and electricity and let it be run by the
We're all pretty cunty, really.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:40, closed)
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