Sir,
Only a rogue would use such barbarous machinery as a pistol. Are we to be no better than the Cow-Boys of the American wilds?

Yours &c.,
Apeloverage.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, 2 replies)

Ha ha :D
*stips to a pair of tweed jodphurs and adopts a Marquess of Queensberry position*
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Sir, I had not proposed that it would be fitting to mount a dusty mule and gallop at full pelt toward your adversary while ejaculating, "Wooo yeah, fill your hands you son of a bitch" or what ever is the common vernacular in the colonies.

I think that if you would be so good to consider the spectacle of two gentlemen in their fineries meeting at dawn, a flintlock apiece, walking 20 british standard paces, turning and then aiming down the splendidly crafted barrel of their firearms to deliver a shot twixt the oculars of their opponent, I'm sure you would find it pleasing to your high standards of taste and decency.
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