A great improvement would be
if I really could turn into Jeremy Clarkson, and then shoot myself in the head.

Have you noticed, not only is that lanky twat everywhere, but he's everywhen as well. I've got caught twice buying one of his books at an airport and finding out it's the best part of 20 years old.

Who the hell wants Jeremy Claxon's opinion on a fucking 1994 Toyota Celica, in 2011?

"I'm 6' 4" you know . . . " Tosser.
(username failed moderation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:13, 4 replies)

"I bought a book I didn't like, so I'm blaming the author"

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:22, closed)

No, you didn't
do it this time.

His 'current' stuff is good. His older stuff, if it doesn't have any time relevance, is also entertaining.

But a collection of stuff he wrote 20 years ago about then contemporary issues really shouldn't be repackaged and sold for 11.99. Very disappointing.
(username failed moderation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:41, closed)

Can't you just shoot yourself in the head,
and let us dress up your corpse?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:23, closed)

It's not a
bad suggestion.

Only problem is gun laws. Can't find one anywhere.

Another issue to be addressed!
(username failed moderation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:30, closed)