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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Fighting in the office.
Instead of all this pansying about saying "solution opportunity" and "crossed wires leading to miscommunication", simply get up, go over and chin them.

Hardest person in the office gets to be MD.

It will be a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:19, 8 replies)
I like this
during our student days, if anyone had a disagreement with another housemate, all the furniture would be pushed to the edges of the living room, they would don gloves and pads and have it out

Brilliant system
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:21, closed)
Fantastic

*golf claps*
(Cov Boy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:30, closed)
The obvious flaw of course being
That the person with the most physcial strength will always get their way, regardless of strong their argument is.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:23, closed)
That's a flaw how?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:33, closed)
The likely winner in my office
Has the mental capacity of a potato. And not just any potato, but one which other potatoes look at then shake their heads sadly as they walk away.

He actually believes that the moon landings were faked. I don't want someone like that running things!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:13, closed)
Then toughen up, kid.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:07, closed)

What are you? Some sort of perishing left-footer?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:54, closed)
Fucking. GENIUS.
"...get up, go over and chin them."

Biggest chuckle today.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:46, closed)

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