Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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- If pricing of one item in £/kg and another in p/g is confusing you, then you need to brush up on your mental arithmetic.
- If you smash the indicators on cars, then the drivers will never use them.
- Politicians use interviewers first names, because they are more than likely on first name terms with them.
Your last two items are fine, although you'll never clear the deficit.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)
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