
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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- If pricing of one item in £/kg and another in p/g is confusing you, then you need to brush up on your mental arithmetic.
- If you smash the indicators on cars, then the drivers will never use them.
- Politicians use interviewers first names, because they are more than likely on first name terms with them.
Your last two items are fine, although you'll never clear the deficit.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)
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