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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Child cage fighters
More of this sort of thing. They'll work for next to nothing as well, so it could be the new, cheap form of entertainment the nation needs to get us all through this period of economic misery.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, 7 replies)
They should be allowed strikes, though, otherwise it's just a game of push.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:28, closed)
Oh yes
That goes without saying, of course.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:30, closed)
Or something like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NRPCFdmL04
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, closed)

Several hundred clones of Nicolas Cage could also be 'grown', trained to fight from birth and then forced fight each other when they reach 11 years of age. Child Nicolas Cage cage fighters, I could really see it working.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:49, closed)
Smaller hands, too
Makes for a better "bruised leopard" effect on the other player.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:31, closed)
You could easily get at least five kids in an MMA cage.
And have last kid standing fight/battle.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:05, closed)
It's the Viz;
"Avoid long-winded arguments by automatically punching anyone who disagrees with you."

Just stating that as your default position seems to stop people disagreeing!
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, closed)

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