B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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The world would be a better place...If paedophiles would take up a hobby like crochet or basket weaving instead of trying to roger children.
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BindiBaji, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:01,
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Counsellor: "have you ever tried.....not bumming kids, I think this might work for you...and the kids"
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HopefullyThey wouldn't put all of their abducted kids in one basket.
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They'd just knit big nets, like the child-catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang BangMind you, they'd be a damn sight easier to spot, as they lurked in the bushes with a three-metre net...
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Good planThey could help out at Scout camps, or could draw on their experience and help out at a paediatrician's office.
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